Born Weird

Football season is once again in full swing, and that means it’s time to announce my annual NFL All-Name Team! As stated in announcing last year’s squad, to make the team a player must possess one thing: a name that I like the sound of. No other criteria exist, though preference is given to starters [...]

Honoring football players by naming them to elite lists isn’t new. There are “teams” out there recognizing players for their talent, toughness, reputation, statistics, performance relative to expectations (both above and below), and more. But no list (as far as I know) honors players for their monikers. Until now, that is. It’s my pleasure unveil [...]